HOLDE MINE HAIR
ye olde partie times
Verily, thou art such a lightweight.
Things ye can’t: even.
Thou only liveth once
I didn’t choose the peasant life, the peasant life choseth me.
The best part of this new “me having no friends thing” is that now I have no one to go out go eat or drink with some I’m losing a shit load of weight! YAYYYYY!!!!
However I have no one to show because I have no friends…kill me
these are my friends
This kid lived on my floor in college…this is real life
I still know him and this is still…just…terrifying
lets see if I can get one note :D
My brother is a full blown slut.
I am not a slut Im just trying to get famous for christ sake
Sex tape. Omg has Paris Hilton taught you nothing?!
I just want people to masterbate to my pictures is that too much to ask???
same idea here